Petzl E93 Tikka 2 Headlamp - $27
Admittedly, this is not the most stylish headgear on the market, but it’s an indispensable companion when navigating the deep woodland darkness. Need to pee in the middle of the night? You’ll be glad you avoided that wasp’s nest (sorry, Tim!). Also excellent for dramatic processions to and from the hottub, and for lighting your mandatory post-tub plunge into the chilly brook.